I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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