don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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