you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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