I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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