i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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