He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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