i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
