the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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