So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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