I love black thongs
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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