were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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