I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
