Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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