So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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