they need to just BURY HIM!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sex in a hospital.. check
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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