where am i from again
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
