Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
