there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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