is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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