Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my poor anus
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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