I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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