so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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