i need an iv and a liver transplant
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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