Its about making memories worth repressing
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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