That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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