Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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