I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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