Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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