Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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