The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
