i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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