i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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