you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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