The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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