Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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