Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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