she was so not down for the gang bang
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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