There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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