New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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