My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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