So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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