I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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