We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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