I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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