remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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