You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
me + whiskey = a bad person
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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