There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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