Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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