AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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