Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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