So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Less talking, more tequila
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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