All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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