Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I had to cum in my sink.
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