he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Randomize