What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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